I GUARANTEE my resultsIf you don't make money, you don't pay (see the link to 'My Very, Very Bold Claim'' below)

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What Do We Have To Offer You?

Here is a list of things that businesses tend to ask us for.

If you would like one, some, or all of the below, then we should probably talk…

1. Affordable Web design – Do you want cutting edge design & clever animation? Go talk to the boys who wear cardigans, drive Mini Coopers and have weird hair. However, if you want a simple, elegant & EFFECTIVE website, and don’t mind it being based on designs that have been proven to work before, then give us a tinkle…
2. Effective and profitable Pay per Click campaigns (Google Adwords) – We can put together very targeted advertising campaigns that we guarantee will bring web visitors to your website (…or your money back). Find out more
3. Search Engine Optimisation techniques – We can show you 6 very simple techniques to get your site nearer the the top of the search engines. Or, if you like, we can do it for you. (To be honest, you’re probably better doing it yourself – it’s not hard, and we’ll be on hand to help)
4. Email Campaigns – Right – first of all forget all about putting images in your emails. And don’t even get us started on ‘designing’ an email. That’s what offensive, dated, impersonal multi-nationals do when Nigel, head of marketing, sends out an email. What does your mate Dave or Vicky’s email look like? Plain text? Uh huh. So why, why, why would you NOT want to send this kind of email to your customers? For more common sense advice on what does, and does not, work in email marketing, get in touch.
5. Lead Generation – We can generate leads for you either on a pay-per-lead basis or by renting you a website that will do it automatically. Want hear more? Go to our contact us page.
6. Consultancy – OK, OK, I know how you feel about consultants, but this time, it will be different, we promise. Think of it this way – You ask one of us to come in and work for you, and when we’re finished, if, and only if we have made you money, you pay us. Otherwise, we go away empty-handed. Sound better? Thought so.
7. Training – Want to learn loads of cool new stuff? Why not come along to one of our public training courses (you’ll share me with other similar companies) where I go through all the basic techniques you need to succeed online. Feeling selfish? You can employ us to work exclusively with you and your staff in your offices. It’s a bit more expensive, but you get 100% of our attention AND you get to decide what I teach you.
8. *Wine & beer tasting* – A new service we have just launched. You pay us to taste as much wine, beer & spirit as we can manage, plus our taxi fares to and from the various venues of our choice, plus as much food as our friends can manage. Responsibility for explaining to our respective ladies why we’re late home also lies with you. This service is only available on a Friday or Saturday evening*.

Where now?

• Learn more about us & our values
• Hear about how we can help your business grow
• See how we Guarantee your results

*I’ll be honest with you, this one is proving quite a tricky sale…